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Single is in! I'll give you one good reason why you should remain single
and if you don't like that reason, I'll give you four-teen more reasons why
being single isn't so bad.
1. Personal Belongings
Everything stays exactly where you put it and that's where you'll find it when you
go back for it. (unless your house is haunted)
2. Noise Level
Don't feel like listening to loud music or a blaring television? Great news! You don't have too!
3. The Bathroom
You'll never have to fight over whether the toilet tissue is to be pulled "over or under".
You're not on a schedule, there isn't anyone getting in the shower
before or after you. There's no rush so, take a few extra minutes
to brush your teeth (don't forget your tongue).
And WOW, you can even "use the bathroom" without closing the door
(please, only try this trick at home).
4. Conversation
You can talk to yourself and answer (if you choose to) and no will ever ask who you're talking to
or question your sanity.
5. Closet Space
All of the closet belong to YOU(that's a major plus ladies!)
6.Leftovers
That lasagna that you cooked last night and have been anxious to get home to all day will still be
in the refrigerator when you get home.
7.Thermostat
You have complete and total control over the temperature in your home. Chances are, if you weren't single
you'd have to tolerate temperatures that aren't found on
a normal thermostat like, 1° Cooler than Hell or 3° below Frost Bite.
8. Undressing
Kick your shoes off wherever you want! Who's going to complain? This rule even applies to undies.
9. Leaving/Returning Home
When you open your front door to walk in or walk out, you're NEVER asked questions
that are sometimes rather annoying such as, "Where have you been?"
or "Where are you going?" Isn't it obvious that you're going out,
when you open the door from the inside anyway?
10. Telephone Calls
You never have to stress your vocal cords by screaming, "Pick up the phone it's for you!"
11. Uninvited/Unwanted Guests
You never have to entertain in-laws. Enough said?
12. Fighting Neighbors
You can sigh with relief when you hear the couple next door fighting and be thankful that you don't have to
go through that.
13. Decorating
You can make the decision to paint your walls red, white and blue with green clovers, yellow moons and orange oranges
and never have to stop and ask, "What do you think?"
14. Bedtime
Jump in! The bed is ALL yours, either side. Sleep at the top, sleep at the bottom, you can even try sideways.
You won't have to worry about losing sleep due to someone's snoring
and that dried up drool on the pillowcase, it's just yours!
15. Unbroken
Unbroken, a word found in the dictionary under the word single . Single means, unbroken.
Unbroken means, not broken. And we all know how the saying goes,
"If it's not broken, don't try to fix it."
上面幾乎每點我都很贊同
XDDDDDDD
尤其是:bedtime
有了大床床之後我就不想有人睡我的床
阿哈哈哈哈
但我在想會不會有天我男朋友被我的醜陋睡姿踢下床咧?
專業的五樓請回答!!!!
(↑整個就是PTT上太多了 我真宅 科科）
and if you don't like that reason, I'll give you four-teen more reasons why
being single isn't so bad.
1. Personal Belongings
Everything stays exactly where you put it and that's where you'll find it when you
go back for it. (unless your house is haunted)
2. Noise Level
Don't feel like listening to loud music or a blaring television? Great news! You don't have too!
3. The Bathroom
You'll never have to fight over whether the toilet tissue is to be pulled "over or under".
You're not on a schedule, there isn't anyone getting in the shower
before or after you. There's no rush so, take a few extra minutes
to brush your teeth (don't forget your tongue).
And WOW, you can even "use the bathroom" without closing the door
(please, only try this trick at home).
4. Conversation
You can talk to yourself and answer (if you choose to) and no will ever ask who you're talking to
or question your sanity.
5. Closet Space
All of the closet belong to YOU(that's a major plus ladies!)
6.Leftovers
That lasagna that you cooked last night and have been anxious to get home to all day will still be
in the refrigerator when you get home.
7.Thermostat
You have complete and total control over the temperature in your home. Chances are, if you weren't single
you'd have to tolerate temperatures that aren't found on
a normal thermostat like, 1° Cooler than Hell or 3° below Frost Bite.
8. Undressing
Kick your shoes off wherever you want! Who's going to complain? This rule even applies to undies.
9. Leaving/Returning Home
When you open your front door to walk in or walk out, you're NEVER asked questions
that are sometimes rather annoying such as, "Where have you been?"
or "Where are you going?" Isn't it obvious that you're going out,
when you open the door from the inside anyway?
10. Telephone Calls
You never have to stress your vocal cords by screaming, "Pick up the phone it's for you!"
11. Uninvited/Unwanted Guests
You never have to entertain in-laws. Enough said?
12. Fighting Neighbors
You can sigh with relief when you hear the couple next door fighting and be thankful that you don't have to
go through that.
13. Decorating
You can make the decision to paint your walls red, white and blue with green clovers, yellow moons and orange oranges
and never have to stop and ask, "What do you think?"
14. Bedtime
Jump in! The bed is ALL yours, either side. Sleep at the top, sleep at the bottom, you can even try sideways.
You won't have to worry about losing sleep due to someone's snoring
and that dried up drool on the pillowcase, it's just yours!
15. Unbroken
Unbroken, a word found in the dictionary under the word single . Single means, unbroken.
Unbroken means, not broken. And we all know how the saying goes,
"If it's not broken, don't try to fix it."
上面幾乎每點我都很贊同
XDDDDDDD
尤其是:bedtime
有了大床床之後我就不想有人睡我的床
阿哈哈哈哈
但我在想會不會有天我男朋友被我的醜陋睡姿踢下床咧?
專業的五樓請回答!!!!
(↑整個就是PTT上太多了 我真宅 科科）
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